One day, Seth MacFarlane woke up with a hangover… typical, right?

His travel agent told him his flight was at 8:15am… when his flight was actually at 7:45AM

He missed his flight. This day was 9/11/01… and the flight he missed was American Airlines flight #11

(Source: aoltv.com)

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Love that my brother and I have been quoting this all day.

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Big whoop. Apparently Hoboken is super prone to flooding… not surprised… so isn’t 97% of the rest of this state. Cody has 3 surfboards in the apartment… we’re not afraid.

Big whoop. Apparently Hoboken is super prone to flooding… not surprised… so isn’t 97% of the rest of this state. Cody has 3 surfboards in the apartment… we’re not afraid.

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Originally Posted By aryastarks

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Lois, this is not my Batman glass. Autoreblog, duh. How could she forget?!

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.

Autoreblog, duh. How could she forget?!

(Source: aryastarks, via ruryon)

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Yo, did y’all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin’ somethin’ but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she’s all about the bling-bling.

Chris Griffin
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